The Asher Elias Cinnamon Emergency
Breaking New Eden News: No Parasocial Fire Side this week. Asher Ate Cinnamon by accident
Author: Ceema
Ride Arkadios Sol’s Nuts
FRT guy tried to shit talk GSF FC but could not stand the heat in return:
The New Eden Kennel Club vs BRAVE Newbies Artur Hawking
Bro had better apologize. Or there will be barks.
True Killjoy Brings Joy to Highsec
Legendary man of pornhub quality girth, and New Eden renown Fleet Commandery skill True Killjoy has made it his mission
Star On Fire Industry
When Matt Father and his corporation attempted to be internet badasses and failed, Dark Shines stepped up to the plate
“May Dark Shines Potato’s keep you from hunger”
Another Goon Corp tried to pester my good pal Merkelchen over PVE drama. I was tapped to resolve the situation.