Ceema’s EVE Nonsense

When people in Goonswarm can’t behave themselves and join fleets properly, Zintage Enaka and SniperEagle1 decide it’s time to dole out the harshness.

While I generally like almost everyone in New Eden with rare exception, Kismeteer holds a spot that is dear in that they genuinely try and help people with in game knowledge, and experience.

Somebody in KarmaFleet got this fun little email

Newly acquired member of The Imperium, Ginger Ale decides that sperging gamer words in local is acceptable behavior in our space tribe.

BRAVE keeping Goons late night USTZ active as hell.

Yep

It all started with an epic statement, and went downhill from there

This person decided to run a CRAB Beacon during the battle of BWF-ZZ

Custom request from an EVE Player

He’s the only choice for a new generation

When you’re involved in a water landing:

Robby’s pet was being a real bitch.

He’s on his way to the CSM to help his “Grandmother” get better.

Courtesy of Dark Shines, now he has none.

FRT guy tried to shit talk GSF FC but could not stand the heat in return:

Bro had better apologize. Or there will be barks.

Legendary man of pornhub quality girth, and New Eden renown Fleet Commandery skill True Killjoy has made it his mission to stop Black Flag from ruining the game for anyone in High Sec, as ordered by Dark Shines.

When Matt Father and his corporation attempted to be internet badasses and failed, Dark Shines stepped up to the plate to wipe the snot off the nose of New Eden by keeping his members safe. The following are some memes t

Another Goon Corp tried to pester my good pal Merkelchen over PVE drama. I was tapped to resolve the situation.

So, a few weeks ago, I sent an EVE Mail in defense of one of New Eden’s up and coming Streamers and Space Important people, Shadsquatch after a group of up to no gooders took out his fleet on stream.

Tetrakill hates Flycatchers as FC Ships. So I emailed our CSM Rep on his behalf

Twas the night before New Years, and all through the house. Not a creature was stirring, except this little mouse:

The undisputed king of BeeHive and Cap Saves.

I have no idea why I made so many of these. I blame Nemah’s and Shingly

All over Merc Dens, the most underwhelming content ever

Laying down the long arm of Goonswarm ACL Laws

From Delve to Imperium. It was classical Goonswarm Comedy. Or Greek Tragedy

Saving this for when Ross July stays up until 3 AM his time again. Likely tomorrow.

Just some random EVE Memes of my favorite FC Folks

Some memes’s to push the CAT Name Change

When you need a truck as dependable as Ranger Gama himself

When in doubt, power it off, call SniperEagle1, Power it back up.

Context:

This got me a stern warning from a CCP GM after it was ripped from my old Twitter and posted to the Cesspool discord.